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John and Audra's Randomness - Is Gaibon Gay?
A comment on society in general: Is Gaibon Really Gay?
And just how did this rumour start?
Well... it all started one day, when...
Sloggy: Say, look at her! Wroow!
Death: Hey, what's shaking Lizzy!
Gaibon: Eh
Liz: Pigs
Later...
Sloggy: Dude, weren't you checking her out?
Gaibon: I was just thinking of what color drapes I wanted in my new place.
Death: Uhhhh...
Sloggy: Dude...
The next day, on the phone...
Death: Lizzy, did you hear about Gaibon?
Liz: No, what about him?
Death: That boy's GAY, I tell you!
Liz: So that's why he wasn't checking me out?
So she tells two friends...
Liz: That's right, Gaibon is gay.
Eric: Really? He seemed like a ladies man!
John: They always seem that way, man! Alucard even looks all feminine-like to get chicks!
And they tell two friends...
Alucard: He is? That's MY ploy!
Chris: At last, they'll make fun of someone else!
And so on...
Axe Knight: Did u guys hear??
Blood Skeleton: Wait'll Falwell hears!
Drac: Gaibon is what?!?
And, the very next day...
Flea Bastard: Hey, what up Gay-bon! Hehehe
Gaibon: ?!
Later...
Gay, er Gaibon: Which one of you told that flea man I was gay??
Death: Er, I didn't tell any flea men...
Sloggy: Well, hey, you WERE thinking of drapes when you could have been spying on Lizzy's bod!
Gaibon: What? You mean THAT's why you...
Five seconds later...
Scylla: Hey, cutey! I picked out those drapes!
Gaibon: Hey, sweets!
Death: !
Slogra: ?
Death: You mean?
Slogra: You and SCYLLA!
Gaibon: Of course. We're moving in together.
Scylla: And he's been agonizing over the drape choices!
Gaibon: We settled on purple. Well, we gotta go shop for towels now. G'bye!
Two minutes later...
Death: Well, I've learned something today.
Sloggy: Not to judge people so quickly?
Death: No, that purple gets chicks. This robe better get me a lady but soon!
Sloggy: Well maybe if you stopped KILLING them...
The next day...
Axe Knight: Hey, did u hear about Drac and that intern??
And the moral of the story is: Purple get chicks. And if the purple Telletubbie doesn't like chicks, who really cares! And what does an intern really do? And just who is Jerry Falwell?
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