It all began one day when Dracula was munching on his fave non-blood snack, cashews.

DRACULA: DRACULA: Mmm...nut-licious....taste that..ARGGGHHH!! My tooth!!! @#$%!

After trying to cope for a day, ( a true man! ), Drac consulted his good buddy Death.

DEATH: Don't be such a pansy. See a dentist!

DRACULA: A DENTIST??? But that will..hurt.... *whine*

DEATH: Wussy.

The next day, after more tooth pain and more ribbing from Death.... Dracula called Europe's most proficient Dentist... Dr. Bob Fish!

BOB: No, I don't offer special rates for Counts. Allright, yes, you can have a lollipop if you are good.

MARGARET: Dracula! He's rich, he'll probably tip well!

So, the very next day Dracula arrived at Bob Fish's dental surgery, along with Death.

DRACULA: Well,...uh...no one's here, I guess they closed..maybe we should go...

DEATH: You are being SUCH a tulip.

MARGARET: Dracula is here, and you conveniantly didn't mention anything to me about him bringing the Grim Reaper along with him! It's always on the days I help out, isn't it!

BOB: Well, he, uh, he didn't say anything about it on the phone...

And, once inside...

DRACULA: This..this isn't a very comfortable chair, Dr Fish...

BOB: Well, uh, it was here when we moved into this building, this being the Transylvanian office and all..the chairs in my London office are really quite nice...

DRACULA: Nevermind that....fix this tooth!

Meanwhile, out in the waiting room, more of Transylvania's citizens begin to arrive...

ALUCARD: Am I late?

TREVOR: Dammit, 2 people in front of me in line already.

DEATH: I'm just waiting for someone.

BLOB: Criminy! I just remembered I don't even HAVE teeth!

Meanwhile, in Bob's office...

DRACULA: Agghhh! What was that thing that you put in my mouth!!??

BOB: It, it was a mirror Mr Tepes...I haven't even done anything yet...

DRACULA: Blast! This is going to be more difficult than I thought...

Moments later, Margaret calls Bob outside to the waiting room...

MARGARET: I'm sick of putting up with all the weirdos in the waiting room! Hurry up with Dracula and get these people out of here!

DEATH: Pardon me, but do you have any more recent copies of "Better Graves And Mausoleums?"

A moment later, back in Bob's office...

DRACULA: AGGHHHH!!! What was THAT that you just put in my mouth!!??

BOB: It..it was a gauze roll Mr Tepes...you're really going to have to relax...would you mind terribly reverting back to your first form and sitting down in the chair again?

DRACULA: Sorry...dammit....

And out in the waiting room once again....

ALUCARD: So then the hamster flew out and broke the guy's NOSE!

DEATH: Whoa..that's..that's pretty sick...

TREVOR: Mmm...lime jello.

BLOB: Jeepers!

And poor Bob is still dealing with Drac...

DRACULA: Mghhmph.. ow ong doed thif cotton hab to be in ma mouf...

BOB: Relax, Mr Tepes...we're almost done...as soon this numbing agent sets in I can replace the tooth...

DRACULA: Ow, dats cold....wepwace it? Cab I keep the old one?

BOB: Yeah, yes, sure Mr Tepes...

Moments later...

DRACULA: I got a lollipop!

DEATH: Terrific.

ALUCARD: Hey..where'd that Blob get to?

TREVOR: I, ..uh..I dunno...I'm next...

And then the very next day, when Bob thought everything was back to normal...

BOB: I see Mr Tepes....you recommended Medusa to me...and she's even more nervous than you were......great, tomorrow morning...

MARGARET: Really? Glad I'm not going to be helping out tomorrow!

And the moral is: Brush. And avoid cashews.

FIN!