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July
- 07/14/2025: The DCU Truly Begins (Superhero Cimena: Superman 2025)
- 07/14/2025: Somebody Stop Him (Jocular Jesting July: The Mask)
- 07/11/2025: He Doesn’t Do Humans (Jocular Jesting July: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
- 07/11/2025: Just Another Day in Paradise (The Pitt: Season 1)
- 07/10/2025: The Next Generation, the Same Exact Problems (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
- 07/10/2025: Fly Me to the Moon (of Saturn) (Gattaca)
- 07/09/2025: The Reverse Revenge of the Nerds (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: Beta House)
- 07/09/2025: A Rote and By-the-Numbers Experience (Mega Man X5)
- 07/08/2025: Stay Classy, San Diego (Jocular Jesting July: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
- 07/08/2025: One for All and All for, Well, You Know (The Three Musketeers – Part I: D'Artagnan)
- 07/07/2025: A Long Run for a Short Bit of Fun (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile)
- 07/07/2025: It Goes On Way Too Long (In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission)
- 07/04/2025: The Stiff One Will Rise (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: Band Camp)
- 07/04/2025: Revenge of the Ninja Mime (Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match)
- 07/03/2025: To the Next Step! (Jocular Jesting July: American Wedding)
- 07/03/2025: Let the Games Begin (Tron)
- 07/02/2025: Party Hard All Summer Long (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie 2)
- 07/02/2025: Grab ‘em By the Meatballs (Emporio: A Meatball Joint, at the Sienna Mercato)
- 07/01/2025: The Awkwardness of High School (Jocular Jesting July: American Pie)
- 07/01/2025: As American as Apple Pie with a Side of Nitrous (News on the Fast and Furious Finale)
June
- 06/26/2025: He Is the Night, Coocoo Cahchoo (Superhero Cinema: The Batman: Rewatch Review)
- 06/26/2025: Giving Them a Chance After a Long Time Away (Domino’s Pizza Ultimate Pepperoni)
- 06/25/2025: Bad Time at the Vacation Home (Slasher Grindhouse: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil)
- 06/25/2025: There be Dragons in That There Box Office (The Failure of the Live-Action Animated Remake)
- 06/24/2025: Time for Some Violent Calculations (The Accountant 2)
- 06/24/2025: I Really Wish This Was Better (Jersey Mike's Portabella Cheese Steak)
- 06/23/2025: An Unsatisfactory Reboot (Monster Madness: Species: The Awakening)
- 06/23/2025: Why For Snyderbros? (When Online Fandom and Criticism Goes Too Far)
- 06/11/2025: Welcome to the Party (FFR Rando Marathon: Summer 2025 Live!)
- 06/11/2025: The Hunt is On (Predator: Killer of Killers)
- 06/10/2025: To Dance the Dance of the Kill (Ballerina)
- 06/10/2025: Dare to Dream (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2013)
- 06/09/2025: A Grand Finale… Maybe (Mission: Impossible: The Final Reckoning)
- 06/09/2025: All the Sour That’s Fit to Sack (Albanese Sour 12 Flavor Gummi Bears)
- 06/06/2025: Konami Doing What Konami Does (Mission: Impossible 1990 NES Game)
- 06/06/2025: Spicy But Not Flavorful (Chipotle’s Chipotle Honey Chicken)
- 06/05/2025: No Longer a Part One (Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning: Rewatch Rereview)
- 06/05/2025: To Pick a Pope (Conclave)
- 06/04/2025: Too Many Copies (Multiverse)
- 06/04/2025: Piranha 3DD (Monster Madness: Piranha 3DD)
- 06/03/2025: Over and Over and Over Again (Mickey 17)
- 06/03/2025: If You Give a Girl a Rock… (Slasher Grindhouse: Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled)
- 06/02/2025: The Need to Breed (Monster Madness: Species III)
- 06/02/2025: You Don’t Know Jack… But You Will (Borderlands 2: Replay Rereview)